Choke-K-Cupid

Random messages and weird junk from OkCupid and other dating websites I dabble on. Enjoy!!
Must be nice to wish

Must be nice to wish

Whatttt? I didn’t even know donkey kong had it going on

Whatttt? I didn’t even know donkey kong had it going on

Noooooo

Noooooo

Awesome offer me something that makes me puke and something that could kill me…

Awesome offer me something that makes me puke and something that could kill me…

I think he meant sexy? Thank you?

I think he meant sexy? Thank you?

There is nothing in this message that is “lol” worthy

There is nothing in this message that is “lol” worthy

77% is a C average dude

77% is a C average dude

Thanks for sharing

Thanks for sharing

Submitted to me lol

Submitted to me lol

I seen yer profile. Clearly I’m funny to him and he didn’t get the hint.

I seen yer profile. Clearly I’m funny to him and he didn’t get the hint.